Alfonso Flores
05-27-2008, 10:55 AM
A top aide to President Bush rushes into the oval office. "Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news."
President Bush asks to have the bad news first. The aide replies that at 1:00 A.M. in the morning space aliens landed in Washington D.C.
"What's the good news?" the president then asks.
The aide then says, "They know where Osama bin Laden is hiding … and they piss oil!"
President Bush asks to have the bad news first. The aide replies that at 1:00 A.M. in the morning space aliens landed in Washington D.C.
"What's the good news?" the president then asks.
The aide then says, "They know where Osama bin Laden is hiding … and they piss oil!"